10. May 2011 · Comments Off on Press Release of the Day · Categories: Uncategorized

I get dozens of press releases everyday, mostly along the themes of parenting, marriage and the military. Sometimes they are useful, sometimes I instantly hit “delete”. But sometimes they make me laugh out loud. Like this one:
“May is Pregnancy Awareness Month!”
What, as opposed to the other 11 months, when it’s cool to not be aware of PREGNANCY? Aside from the oblivious teenagers on Maury Povich, I think pregnant women tend to be aware of pregnancy without needing a public relations campaign. I’m basing that theory on my own two pregnancies, which were anything but elusive.
Still, folks, it’s Pregnancy Awareness Month so go, um, check your uterus’.

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