The Blogger’s Psalm
23 The Lord is my web designer; I shall not want.
2 He maketh me to copy the HTML perfectly: he leadeth me to the best widgets.
3 He restoreth my screen: he leadeth me in the paths of topical humor, for relevancy’s sake.
4 Yea, though I scroll through the valley of the shadow of Tumblr, I will fear no trolls: for thou art with me; thy wireless and thy network, they comfort me.
5 Thou preparest a Macbook Pro before me in the presence of mine flamers: thou anointest my mouth with caffeine; my K-cups runneth over.
6 Surely viral posts, retweets and pins shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will work in my house forever.