The Blogger’s Psalm

23 The Lord is my web designer; I shall not want.

 

 

 

 

 

He maketh me to copy the HTML perfectly: he leadeth me to the best widgets.

He restoreth my screen: he leadeth me in the paths of topical humor, for relevancy’s sake.

Yea, though I scroll through the valley of the shadow of Tumblr, I will fear no trolls: for thou art with me; thy wireless and thy network, they comfort me.

 

Thou preparest a Macbook Pro before me in the presence of mine flamers: thou anointest my mouth with caffeine; my K-cups runneth over.

 

 

Surely viral posts, retweets and pins shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will work in my house forever.

 

2 Comments

  1. You are hilarious!!! Love it!

  2. What’s #5 say? I see:
    5 Thou preparest a b2QhprkiC8V hylE before me in the presence of mine flamers: thou anointest my mouth with caffeine; my K-cups runneth over.

    What is K-cup?